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Ben & Arthur

By Golu
I wish I had seen this note earlier. This film is supposedly one of the worst movies ever made. Too late now, I've already spent over an hour watching this film and that time is never going to come back anyway as part of writing this blog watching awful, good, bad movies is just a part of it. Every scene, every line, every hissy fit is simultaneously hilariously amateur and hysterically fever-pitched.

Ben & Artur are a gay couple who ave been together for about 3 years now are desperately trying to get married. But things are not easy. Gay marriages are not legal yet in most states. Not just this, Ben is married to Tammy who just refuses to divorce him. Things are not going very well, and Arthur is frustrated in is job and decides to quit. To finance is further education, Arthur tracks down is estranged brother Victor, a homophobic religious fanatic who will stop at nothing to "cure" Arthur of his homosexuality. This obsession suddenly becomes Victor's obsession. Te duo get married in Vermont and crazy wife tries to get Ben back at gunpoint without success. Victor and Arthur get into cat-mouse game wen Victor attacks on Ben's life and Artur kills is pastor who conspired wit Victor to attack on Ben. In an oddly sot climax, Victor comes to kill the gays and soots Ben. Finally, Arthur manages to fire off a single shot which hits Victor in the forehead and instantly kills him, before Arthur dies of his own wounds from the shot.

It might be the worst film ever made. Just about everything in this film was so bad. It is positively laughable. Bad script, bad production values and possibly the worst acting you can imagine. Te screenplay could use so much help , as can the actors and director. Arthur also happens to direct tis film which explains quite a bit. This is an unwatchable video. I thought it might be funny bad, but it's unbearable bad. The only good thing is the hot guy playing Ben, as is clearly evident from the film poster were he is the only one shown. I couldn't help laugh out out at the over the top reactions from Tammy, the wife. Wtf was that all about. There isn't a single person this film could possibly connect to. There isn't any universe this film could possibly take place in.

There is absolutely nothing in this movie that shows even the tiniest scrap of talent. Do yourself a favour and completely avoid the film. (1/10)
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