Dang wo men tong zai yi qi (Taiwan) [Go Go G-Boys]

I have seen much worse gay films, so it will be wrong to call this is a disaster but it comes pretty close to that. Specially when you have talentless actors, lousy plot, shaky, grainy camera and not so good direction. You dont expect great shakes. It could be a mindless comedy (or was it?).

Hong and Shin have had a special friendship since childhood. As adults they have drifted only in that Hong holds a menial job and likes girls while Shin is a rock star and likes boys. Hong has now discovered that his self absorbed girlfriend has run up a hefty amount of debt on his credit cards and all the world is after him. In order to raise the money to pay everyone off he enters the G-Boys Beauty Contest. Of course the only problem is that all the entrants have to be gay. To help him get through the ordeal, Shin also enters the contest. Our two heroes are joined by a crew of hot, handsome asian guys all vying for the title of G-Boy of the year, and the million dollars that goes with the crown. Unknown to them there is a mad bomber out there trying to destroy the contest and a spy trying to disrupt the proceedings from within their midst. Well as expected alls well that ends well. Hong finally realizes that his girlfriend is there only for money and he also realizes his true love for Shin. A very cliched and expected ending.

I have already mentioned poor acting above. After a while the film just becomes embarrassment of sorts. On top of that they keep running the same song over and over. Its a colorful, outrageous bad plot with equally bad acting.

Do yourself a favour and avoid it. (1.5/10)

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